HEY GUISE!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
07/16/2014 at 20:41 • Filed to: Football

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Guess what I got in the mammin' jammin' mail today?!?! YEAH BUDDY!!

My Texans season tickets have arrived. Football season is nearly upon us. I am FLIPPING STOKED, as this is the first year my father in-law won't be coming. I like my FIL, but he never wanted to tailgate. This year, however, will be tailgate-palooza.

Pat is very pleased.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PatBateman
07/16/2014 at 20:44

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luckyyyyyyyy!

I saw Andre Johnson at the Bank of America on Washington and Yale. He did not say much lol


Kinja'd!!! LappingLuke > PatBateman
07/16/2014 at 20:53

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You are welcome for Jadaveon Clowney I hope he doesn't break your stadium into pieces. We are gonna miss him at USC


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > PatBateman
07/16/2014 at 21:06

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Nice! Not a Texans fan, but still cool as hell to get season tickets. What kind of waiting list do the Texans have? I know for the Steelers it about 20 years last time I checked.


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > PatBateman
07/16/2014 at 21:07

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Damnit and now I want to watch football.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
07/16/2014 at 21:09

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I think six or seven years. Not too bad. Although most people sell their seat licenses privately for tens of thousands per seat.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > EL_ULY
07/16/2014 at 21:10

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I wouldn't expect him to. Half the fans are begging him to stay, the other half are a bit pissed at the moment.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > LappingLuke
07/16/2014 at 21:11

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Combined with Cushing and Watt, I'm more excited to see our D play than our O.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Diesel
07/16/2014 at 21:12

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NFL network plays old games.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > PatBateman
07/16/2014 at 21:12

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That's awesome! I'll just leave this here...


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > PatBateman
07/16/2014 at 21:13

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Ahh, the PSL. What a sham that is. I'd like to meet the guy that came up with that in a dark alley someday


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Spaceball-Two
07/16/2014 at 21:14

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We had the worst team in the NFL last year, and I had 14th row tickets to the implosion. You don't have to rub it in.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
07/16/2014 at 21:16

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I look at it as an appreciating asset. Pay some now, get paid more later.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > PatBateman
07/16/2014 at 21:21

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I meant no rubbing. We had some pretty bad years too. Well actually all of them minus last.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Spaceball-Two
07/16/2014 at 21:23

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It's aight. We've had a couple of good years. That's all, though. A couple.

But maybe this year we can go to the playoHAHAHAHAHA sorry, couldn't say that without laughing!


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > PatBateman
07/16/2014 at 21:26

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There's hope.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > EL_ULY
07/16/2014 at 22:15

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You should have given him hell!


Kinja'd!!! Slow4o > PatBateman
07/17/2014 at 08:05

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My FIL, wife and I had front row tickets. O, we saw it ALL.


Kinja'd!!! Slow4o > PatBateman
07/17/2014 at 08:06

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We tailgate every game in Yellow lot. If you are ever looking for a tailgate let me know.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Slow4o
07/17/2014 at 09:30

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I feel ya. Bleck.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Slow4o
07/17/2014 at 10:42

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Sure will. Thanks!